Monday, November 30, 2009

Dear Fellow Gym Patron

Dear Lady at the Gym,
    I applaud your ability to follow your fitness routine.  I really, truly do.  However, as you mentioned, you woke up yesterday with double pink eye, double ear infection, a sinus infection, and a sore throat.  Though the gym generally keeps you healthy, I think your doctor would agree that you can take a day off from the gym.  Get well (and non-contagious) soon!

Sincerely,
Your Locker Neighbor

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